Medical Ninja, Professional Ferret Herder, Lover of Fine Wine, Certified Keeper of Many Personalities.
Blog established to collect and post "love notes" from Nurses and as a place to express our unique brand of dark, dirty humor.
Cheers!
~~CheesePotato~~
Love, Your Nurse
“Just to make one thing abundantly clear….no, we will absolutely, positively not change the batteries for you “while we’re at it”. Ever.”
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Dear, dear ED patient,
No one in their right mind believes that you were just standing in the bathroom, minding your own business when you slipped and fell on a cucumber. In the bathroom.
Perhaps one ought to rethink their excuse? Be creative! “I got into a fist fight with a salad. It kicked my ass…literally.” or “I tried to cut in line at the buffet. Apparently cucumbers can be used as a shank.”
Thank you for your time and attention.
Love,
Your Nurse
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